This is Oatmeal. He has had many adventures in his lifetime, and is a master in the art of the sword, rope, whip, training of animals, and horsemanship. Well, maybe not sword, but it’s not that much a stretch. He went through life searching for a beautiful, kind woman who could pass a special test of jumping onto a horse without the help of a stirrup nor a saddle. He met Lola, who… did not pass that test. But he fell in love and married her anyway.